Evelyn And Alan

Hello, we are Evelyn and Alan, real life partners that deep dive into all things erotic. Our inclinations are towards the carnal and informed by your curiosities…

What do you like to do?

What haven’t you done yet that you want to do?

What do you want to learn how to do?

Between us, we have a multitude of skills that will serve your sexual expansion. Evelyn is an experienced and fully trained Mistress, sexological bodyworker and counsellor. Alan is a semi-retired businessman and extreme aesthete. We do this because we love it and recognise that not everyone may have access to the worlds we delight in - which involve well-crafted descents into deep-humans-being.

We are amiable, attuned and debauched. We have a stylish, well appointed and centrally located venue with a private dungeon, should that be on your wish list.

You may be well experienced in the wide-ranging world of the erotic - or a newcomer looking for guidance. Either way, we will meet you where you’re at and seduce your senses in solo or partnered play. All genders and sexualities are welcome and can be explored.

We delight in demonstrating and experiencing with you, in close contact with our bodies, a whole range of kink activities - from the more familiar to the more extreme - along with the more normative range of sexual proclivities. Please let us know your interests and we will elaborate on ours.

“Dropping in” together is our ideal playstate, which happens through elongated time and mischievous means. Therefore we prefer to engage in longer sessions. These could include coaching you in specific skills followed by play or simply sliding into intimate engagement.

Evelyn is also available for individual Mistress sessions by application.

You may make FIRST CONTACT by EMAIL ONLY, with the following information:

• Your name
• Your phone number and preferred contact times
• Why you would like to play with me/us
• Date/s your are proposing to book

We esteem to reply within 24 hours unless we are off radar which does happen on occasion.

Bookings will not be confirmed until a deposit is paid via bank transfer or Beemit.

We welcome your questions and wonder what may be possible...

I love humans and dive deep into wondering why they are the way they are. This makes me very empathic. In turn, this leads me on wild rides into aesthetic explorations: music, live art, food and wine, nature, dancing until the wee hours...

My favourite things include my robust body and unusual brain, my friends and family, my coloured vintage glass collection, my super smooth sound system, trying to keep my Australian native edible food plants alive, vintage everything - especially if it's silk, velvet or linen - and making things.

I like travelling if I have a purpose to do so. I like crunchy conversations. I like to mastermind how to do everything as efficiently as possible (yes, everything!) so I can do as much as indulgently as possible.