Evelyn Alan

Hello, I’m Evelyn.

A vibrant, caring personality of strong character, killer curves and sensual capacities that will stimulate, satiate and salve you - inside and out.

You may be of any age, ability or proclivity; I love to shape-shift, fuelling our mutual fascinations. I am your kinky girlfriend, your sexy sex coach, your Mistress and your muse.

Whether you are seeking pleasure, pain, release, education or connection, sensing all the micro-signals of whole beings in erotic presence is my super-power. I weave multitudes of magic through every moment thanks to the high-level training I have across the fields of professional Mistressery, somatic sex coaching and counselling, tantra and the arts.

I delight in creating bespoke experiences that deep dive into your most intimate yearnings. You may be hungry for Dominance or submission, or the switchy possibilities in between - my prowess in the worlds of kink and BDSM have been professionally honed over many years. Nothing is too extreme, too novice or too taboo to me. Shared curiosity is the key.

Maybe you don’t know what you want. Or maybe you’ve been too shy to ask for it. And maybe you want to learn how to... Many folk flounder with the skill levels needed to navigate these vital, life-giving places well. I know, because that was me once! Guiding you across as yet uncrossed thresholds is a role I am honoured to be entrusted with. And I know how to do it. And I do it well.

I have been described as cheeky, direct, compassionate, creative, a witch and a wizard. Although I feel ageless and am of the belief that age is irrelevant in the context of connection, I am on the cusp of 50 (wow… weird!). This serves as a testament to my skills. I am an anal expert, an aesthete, an intellect and an adventurer. I identify as pansexual which means all genders, sexualities and combinations thereof are welcomed. Couples, men, women, queerfolk and quaintfolk - I approach every one and every quirk without judgement and with understanding.

And who are you? I would love to find out…

I am ever intrigued, feeling into the full breadth of the bodies and minds of my playfellows. Even if for just a moment because that is all you dare to share. Or perhaps you will be of a mind to linger longer in the liminal zone of intimate explorations…? I love overnight indulgences and my bags are always ready if you just can’t wait to FMTY. I also invite you to relax and bask in my compelling company in any format you feel inspired to propose. See my services section for more detail on all the things you can get excited about doing with me. I also get excited about all the things I may be able to learn from being with you.

My real-life, male presenting partner is also a keen companion for erotic exploits. Please enquire if your interests lean into bi-sexual or pan-sexual couple inclinations. (Photos can be provided). We love dancing with the unpredictable dynamics of group play and graciously - wickedly - hold partners in the thrall of each other’s pleasure.

I welcome your questions but please, don’t waste my time. I am patient but I don’t stand for pretense. Good manners will serve you well. As will healthy hygiene habits and considered presentation.

All my photos are of me, unedited and in my stylish, inner Melbourne, incall venue.

Please text or email as the first point of contact. A chat over the phone is mandatory for new enquiries to discern if we are a good fit for each other.

Please note: a 20% deposit must be made via Beem to secure the booking (username: @evelynalan). This is fully refundable up until 48hrs in advance of the session. All outcalls require photo ID or a reference contact.

I am a total sensate. Good food and wine are non-negotiables and I know both how to taste and how to cook. I balance my appetite for indulgence with a healthy, active life, particularly in nature and in community. I like to challenge my mind and soul as much as my body so will often be found in galleries and at gigs, at workshops and forums. I’m ever curious so I like to seek new skills and hone existing ones. These are currently invested in brewing, gardening, sailing, building a business (or 3!) and interior design. I have an almost manageable addiction to Facebook Marketplace and a not-so-manageable addiction to my friendships.

I love the artwork of Del Kathryn Barton, James Gleeson and Giacometti, the theatre of people-watching, esoteric immersive experiences and festivals, the music of Nils Frahm and Lund Quartet - although my tastes are eclectic. My favourite book (although dated) is Huxley's utopia, "Island". My signature scent is Casmir, by Chopard but I like anything towards the androgynous, woody and vanillin. My favourite flower is that of the passionfruit and my favourite animal mating routine is that of the leopard slug - seriously, if you haven’t seen Attenborough’s youtube of it, you should!